Showing posts with label memes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label memes. Show all posts

Sunday, November 9, 2025

Rules of the Road (Not Mine)

We drove to and from New Orleans from St Paul in late August and early September for a mystery convention.  The convention and New Orleans were pure magic!

Our skill set for driving 20+ hours has diminished over time.  We stopped just south of St Louis on the way down, but somehow thought we could drive straight through on the way back home.  Let's be honest, we are little old people now who need our naps.  We need rest stop breaks.  Driving through an entire state which seemed to be a construction zone with narrowed lanes and either barrels or little stakes lining the road while trying to stay awake...very bad.

We did plan to drive Route 66 next year for the it's Centennial.   I think we are both no longer interested in a long road trip together.  It took a few weeks before we could drive to Cub and back together.  

Even now, because we are using my car, my husband makes a point of hanging onto the handbar my Jeep has like a monkey.  Hang on, buddy, we're about to turn a corner!


 

 Kudos for travel planning prep.  My spouse often uses Google maps (?) to walk the streets of places we are going to visit.  Who knew you could use that same feature to drive the entire length of the road you're going to travel?  He knew the streets, the roads, the road signs for the entire route down.  Been there, drove that.


 

As an extra bonus, he used Mapquest to give himself some turn by turn instructions.  That he tweaked.  Fine enough if he was the passenger and could interpret his notes.  But he kept asking me to read his frankly cryptic notes and somehow I was responsible when they weren't quite matching the road.

 

We were really pushing it on the trip back. We should have stopped at hour 12, before it got dark.  We did not!  I needed coffee and pop and then a break to keep going, with increasing frequency.  Nope. Wasting time.  Messing with Google's estimate of how the long the trip should take.

 

 Again, I'm a little old lady and don't like the cruise control in my spouse's car.  Instead of just pushing a button on the steering wheel to turn it on and off, you have to do some maneuvering with a lever to the side of the wheel.  Click and move up or down to turn on and off? Zzzzzz.  So when I was driving, my comfort speed that I could maintain was 60 miles an hour.  Tsk.  Messing with the travel time estimate again!  At some point only he could drive because he could go 70, cruising along, right?  Until he started getting sleepy.


 

The finale came entering Minneapolis at like 5 in the morning.  Mr Big at the wheel. Suddenly I noticed we were crossing two white lines for the special traffic lanes and were heading for the large concrete wall at the side of the road.  A sharp call out of his name woke him up, and I drove the rest of the way.  Oh yeah.  60 mph or bust, baby.

Friday, January 24, 2025

Five Things Friday January 24, 2025

 It seemed like a rough week. It was a rough week! Soothing thoughts, silly thoughts. Aren’t you glad you stopped by?

One: You never know when you might need a handy escape vehicle, right? Here you go.


Two: I love the Vintage Christmas group, and I also love old ads featuring elegant dining. But hey, is this girl up to no good or what?


Three: Eggs have been in good supply at our grocery store and I confess it hasn’t occurred to me to note the price. I just get what’s on my grocery list and keep moving.  TP, well, Mr DOA keeps things moving there.


Four: It’s the circle, the circle of life!


Five: Here is a pretty, light, charming quilt to brighten your day.



Tuesday, January 10, 2023

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Psycho-Analysis

While looking for a graphic to go with my songs I came across a meme that allows you to do a bit of free association (the verbal version of the classic InkBlot Test):

  1. Analytical ::

  2. Production ::

  3. Softball ::

  4. Uniform ::

  5. Intangible ::

  6. Grill ::

  7. Second base ::

  8. Citizen ::

  9. Celery ::

  10. Opera ::



You just go ahead and write the first word that comes to mind when you read each of those words. Uh huh, Veeeery interesting!

My own:


  1. Analytical ::
  2. over
  3. Production ::
  4. dramatic
  5. Softball ::
  6. fast pitch
  7. Uniform ::
  8. umpire
  9. Intangible ::
  10. nonexistent
  11. Grill ::
  12. barbecue
  13. Second base ::
  14. first base
  15. Citizen ::
  16. Kane
  17. Celery ::
  18. crunch
  19. Opera ::
  20. phantom of the



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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Read Meme (from Booklist Online via Ning)



Just answer these and put them on your blog or take it to your next book discussion group (the original use for this meme)

1.Which book has been on your shelves the longest?
A tiny book of science fiction short stories with pages falling out I bought at a school book fair.

2.What is your current read, your last read, and the book you’ll read next?
Current: In a Gilded Cage by Rhys Bowen Last read: Hunger games by Suzanne Collins Next: a book from my huge library book pile (they really do all come at once).

3.What book did everyone like and you hated?
The Davinci Code (but I liked the movie)

4.Which book do you keep telling yourself you’ll read, but you probably won’t?
Moby Dick

5.Which book are you saving for “retirement?”
Moby Dick

6.Last page: read it first or wait til the end?
Wait till the end

7. Acknowledgments: waste of ink and paper or interesting aside?
I usually read these, no idea why

8.Which book character would you switch places with?
Dorothy Gale

9.Do you have a book that reminds you of something specific in your life (a person, a place, a time)?
The Year of Magical Thinking/Joan Didion

10.Name a book you acquired in some interesting way.
Acquired "Brighty of the Grand Canyon"/Marguerite Henry by marrying its owner.

11.Have you ever given away a book for a special reason to a special person?
I gave my son "Nate the Great" by Marjorie Weinman Sharmat though he is really named after Nathaniel Hawthorne.

12.Which book has been with you to the most places?
My travel diary. It had a lovely time in San Francisco.

13.Any “required reading” you hated in high school that wasn’t so bad ten years later?
The Scarlet Letter/Nathaniel Hawthorne

14.What is the strangest item you’ve ever found in a book?
I hate it when people use toilet paper as a bookmark.

15.Used or brand new?
Both though brand new is best.

16.Stephen King: Literary genius or opiate of the masses?
Pure genius. Have loved his books since reading Salem's Lot.

17.Have you ever seen a movie you liked better than the book?
I confess The Wizard of Oz movie is superior to the book in my eyes.

18.Conversely, which book should NEVER have been introduced to celluloid?
Stephen King's books are written cinematically and yet they are never translated successfully to film. I have a soft spot for Cujo the film though because they do not let the child die, while the book does.

19.Who is the person whose book advice you’ll always take?
Me.