Sunday, March 10, 2013

Once Upon a Time: The Miller's Daughter

Rumpelstiltskin


Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm

Once upon a time there was a miller who was poor, but who had a beautiful daughter. Now it happened that he got into a conversation with the king, and to make an impression on him he said, "I have a daughter who can spin straw into gold." The king said to the miller, "That is an art that I really like. If your daughter is as skillful as you say, then bring her to my castle tomorrow, and I will put her to the test." When the girl was brought to him he led her into a room that was entirely filled with straw. Giving her a spinning wheel and a reel, he said, "Get to work now. Spin all night, and if by morning you have not spun this straw into gold, then you will have to die." Then he himself locked the room, and she was there all alone. The poor miller's daughter sat there, and for her life she did not know what to do. She had no idea how to spin straw into gold. She became more and more afraid, and finally began to cry.


Then suddenly the door opened. A little man stepped inside and said, "Good evening, Mistress Miller, why are you crying so?" "Oh," answered the girl, "I am supposed to spin straw into gold, and I do not know how to do it." The little man said, "What will you give me if I spin it for you?" "My necklace," said the girl. The little man took the necklace, sat down before the spinning wheel, and whir, whir, whir, three times pulled, and the spool was full. Then he put another one on, and whir, whir, whir, three times pulled, and the second one was full as well. So it went until morning, and then all the straw was spun, and all the spools were filled with gold.


At sunrise the king came, and when he saw the gold he was surprised and happy, but his heart became even more greedy for gold. He had the miller's daughter taken to another room filled with straw. It was even larger, and he ordered her to spin it in one night, if she valued her life. The girl did not know what to do, and she cried. Once again the door opened, and the little man appeared. He said, "What will you give me if I spin the straw into gold for you?" "The ring from my finger," answered the girl. The little man took the ring, and began once again to whir with the spinning wheel. By morning he had spun all the straw into glistening gold.


The king was happy beyond measure when he saw it, but he still did not have his fill of gold. He had the miller's daughter taken to a still larger room filled with straw, and said, "Tonight you must spin this too. If you succeed you shall become my wife." He thought, "Even if she is only a miller's daughter, I will not find a richer wife in all the world." When the girl was alone the little man returned for a third time. He said, "What will you give me if I spin the straw this time?" "I have nothing more that I could give you," answered the girl. "Then promise me, after you are queen, your first child." "Who knows what will happen," thought the miller's daughter, and not knowing what else to do, she promised the little man what he demanded. In return the little man once again spun the straw into gold.


When in the morning the king came and found everything just as he desired, he married her, and the beautiful miller's daughter became queen. A year later she brought a beautiful child to the world. She thought no more about the little man, but suddenly he appeared in her room and said, "Now give me that which you promised." The queen took fright and offered the little man all the wealth of the kingdom if he would let her keep the child, but the little man said, "No. Something living is dearer to me than all the treasures of the world." Then the queen began lamenting and crying so much that the little man took pity on her and said, "I will give you three days' time. If by then you know my name, then you shall keep your child."


The queen spent the entire night thinking of all the names she had ever heard. Then she sent a messenger into the country to inquire far and wide what other names there were. When the little man returned the next day she began with Kaspar, Melchior, Balzer, and said in order all the names she knew. After each one the little man said, "That is not my name." The second day she sent inquiries into the neighborhood as to what names people had. She recited the most unusual and most curious names to the little man: "Is your name perhaps Beastrib? Or Muttoncalf? Or Legstring?" But he always answered, "That is not my name." On the third day the messenger returned and said, "I have not been able to find a single new name, but when I was approaching a high mountain in the corner of the woods, there where the fox and the hare say good-night, I saw a little house. A fire was burning in front of the house, and an altogether comical little man was jumping around the fire, hopping on one leg and calling out:
Today I'll bake; tomorrow I'll brew,
Then I'll fetch the queen's new child,
It is good that no one knows,
Rumpelstiltskin is my name.
You can imagine how happy the queen was when she heard that name. Soon afterward the little man came in and asked, "Now, Madame Queen, what is my name?" She first asked, "Is your name Kunz?" "No." "Is your name Heinz?" "No." "Is your name perhaps Rumpelstiltskin?" "The devil told you that! The devil told you that!" shouted the little man, and with anger he stomped his right foot so hard into the ground that he fell in up to his waist. Then with both hands he took hold of his left foot and ripped himself up the middle in two.





All of of the previews for this week's episode flashed ONE WILL DIE!  I wanted Cora to be the one to go naturally since she has caused so much heartbreak and havok.  Who knew she was truly heartless on purpose?  Removing her own heart so she would be able to stay with boring Prince Henry to gain power, that's dicey. She and Rumple really were a good evil pairing.



 
 
 
 
  As someone pointed out in comments someplace, Rumple's sparkle makeup seemed to be rubbed off from his nose.  Pretty careless.  I suppose all that impassioned smooching with young Cora...



The dynamics between Cora and Regina were excellent as always.  I had a moment at the end where Cora actually loved Regina and Regina had what she had never had and I wished Cora could live.   I wonder if Regina will take out her own heart in tribute to Cora and so that she can get revenge against Snow for using the Candle of Death on Cora without emotion.  If she does that she will not be torn about Henry and she can focus on the fine details.  Where could she hide her heart now that everyone in town seems to visit her vault freely?



Nice scenes where Rumple calls Belle and tells her about herself through his eyes.  And a bit of making up with Baelfire.  I liked Rumple saying he is full of love.  I think it is true and that rather than cowardice is what has tripped him up and yet redeemed him over time.



Snow has used Dark Magic.  Magic always comes with a price.  What might happen to her besides a devastated conscience?



Emma used her magic to protect, finally.  So interesting Rumple told her to use feelings about who she needed to love and protect to reach her inner magic.  He had young Cora reaching into the bottomless depths of her anger instead.




Last tidbits...Eva as a young woman was a total wretch, tripping Cora out of simple malice.  And she seemed so beautiful and noble last week.  (sniff)  Eva set the ball in motion, didn't she.  Too sad.  At least she was determined her own daughter wouldn't be a brat. And I am not certain that Cora and Rumple did not "seal the deal" the night before the wedding to Prince Henry thus making Regina his daughter.  But...Regina has the dark hair of Henry so perhaps not.








Saturday, March 9, 2013

Potboiler by Jesse Kellerman



This is another of the nominees for the Edgar for best novel.  I had a hard time with this one.  Here is a description of the main character that is dead on:

"We have a profile on you running back to the seventies.  You were emotionally needy, financially strapped, alternatively self-congratulatory and self-loathing, led to believe that your more successful friend held you to be the superior writer.  It was the perfect storm of ego and greed."   Potboiler
p 154.

My own notes said "Protagonist Pfefferkorn = prig.  Unappealing, self-absorbed.  Talentless literary snob."   It was torture to follow this character through 130 pages before the book suddenly took a turn from whine-fest to:  

Potboiler: A potboiler or pot-boiler is a low-quality novel, play, opera, film or other creative work whose main purpose was to pay for the creator's daily expenses—thus the imagery of "boil the pot" which means "to provide one's livelihood".

Pfefferkorn is caught up in a plot to destroy the politics of fictional (but real in the story) East and West Zlabia, home of a miserable people who exist on root vegetables.  From page 131 on, he IS the Hero of a Potboiler. At times I wondered if the shadowy government agencies that were fooling with him were just putting him through the paces so he could more effectively crank out the bestselling dross he hated. It all made no sense.

It also reminded me somehow of The Mouse that Roared and the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.



The ending was just the kind of end priggish Pfefferkorn would have written for one of his own ideally existentially broken characters. 

Friday, March 8, 2013

Person of Interest: Proteus

The prophetic old man of the sea occurs in the earliest legends as a subject of Posiedon and is described as seeing through the whole depth of the sea, and tending the flocks (the seals) of Poseidon. At midday he rises from the sea, and sleeps in the shadow of the rocks of the coast, and around him lie the monsters of the deep. Anyone wishing to compel him to foretell the future, was obliged to catch hold of him at that time; he, indeed, had the power of assuming every possible shape, in order to escape the necessity of prophesying, but whenever he saw that his endeavours were of no avail, he resumed his usual appearance, and told the truth.   Proteus  has a general meaning of "versatile", "mutable", "capable of assuming many forms".


In a very intense episode The Machine gives out six names at once.  All except one of the names belong to people who have gone missing over a period of years. 

A serial killer has taken on the identities of his victims over time, living their lives after having observed them for some time.  As a huge storm moves in Reese chases the killer to a small island outside of New York City that is soon cut off from everyone.  One of the handful of people remaining on the evacuated island is a chameleon like killer, waiting to assume the identity of someone new so that they may escape undetected.



This is one of those classic setups where a small group of people are cut off from eveyone and they are picked off one by one.  Reese races to figure out which of them is the Proteus like shape changing ruthless killer, incredibly joined by Harold in the thick of the storm via bi-plane.

Nice side story with Carter trying to ignore Cal Beecher's attempts to establish a personal relationship after being turned down for the FBI post because of her relationship to Cal, a dirty cop according to the FBI.  They appear to have a confrontation on the topic of his activities but they don't show the entire conversation so you don't know.  It is possible he is innocent.   I've been wishing Carter and Reese could have a romance, but if Cal is a wronged man then maybe he is the one for her.  Love Carter.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

On the Desk: Books by Grade

I've been thinking lately there will be comics...   Why wait?  Yesterday I was working at The Big Library as we call it here. 

I had three questions in a row wherein people wanted books for their children and they needed it for first, third and fourth grade readers.  The children weren't there to help pick out what suited them reading level wise or subject wise.  This makes it really a working semi-blind situation, but I was able in each case to give the parents several options to take away for their kids and they were happy.


Click to enlarge, as always.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Also received...The Family Way by Rhys Bowen

The postman didn't need to ringeth twice to also deliver the newest Molly Murphy novel by Rhys Bowen "The Family Way".   Rhys has been talking about her new book and making some of the first chapter available on her blog if you haven't read the series.  I've been studiously avoiding looking so I know nothing! Except that our Molly is pregnant. 

Knowing that girl through her previous adventures I'm sure she won't be slowed down much if at all in her investigations.  As I was thinking about Molly yesterday, I was thinking the baby could eventually be a little Cohort in Crime for Molly.  Poor Daniel.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Launch Party for the Book of Killowen and The Road From Castlebarnagh Tonight!

The Book of Killowen is released today!  This is Erin Hart's latest archeological mystery set in the bog county of Ireland.  My copy should be in the mail today if the postman can make it through the snowdrifts. 

There is a dual Launch party for the Book of Killowen and her husband Paddy's memoir The Road from Castlebarnagh at the St. Paul public library tonight.  Let's not schedule everything on Tuesday nights when I have to work, please :)


Here is a wonderful article on Erin and Paddy from the Pioneer Press.  They are a such a talented pair and are most entertaining.

http://www.twincities.com/entertainment/ci_22700778/st-paul-minnesotas-irish-ambassadors

Monday, March 4, 2013

Which Fantasy/Sci Fi Character are you?



I'm cleaning up in my draft posts.  You'll want to go to the site to get your own character as the questions copied here don't generate anything:



Digging for something else I found this quiz.  Yup, Galadriel, that would be me.  If only for the long hair.






Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

To take the test, select an answer for each of the questions below, then click Score Results. There are no right or wrong answers, merely virtues and traits you most adhere to. You will then be matched with the fantasy or science fiction character that you have the most in common with.

You are __________ that there is an afterlife.
The only way to get something done right is to do it yourself.
If you could rig the next big election so that your candidate of choice came out on top, would you?
In a criminal justice system, it would be preferable to:
Your beliefs are best described as:
When assigned to a group project you are more likely to:
You try to be guided and ruled by your:
You are on a jury and are offered a large bribe. Do you:
People turn to you for advice:
It would make you happier doing:
You would rather recharge by:
If killing your best friend would make you immortal, would you do it?
You are more likely to enjoy:
Your friends would describe you as:



Galadriel

Galadriel
Possessing a rare combination of wisdom and humility, while serenely dominating your environment you selflessly use your powers to care for others.
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

Books for an Adventurous Childhood from Flashlight Worthy




Book blog Flashlight Worthy has a fun list books that they found to be quite adventurous tales as a child.  Stephanie Hubbard recommends:

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Graham

Swallows and Amazons by Arthur Ransome

Call of the Wild by Jack London

Kidnapped by Robert Louis Stevenson

Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson

Biggles Big Adventures by Captain W. E. Johns

Hornblower: beat to quarters by C. S. Forester

It is hard to say what Stephanie is defining as her childhood for purposes of the list, so I'm going to freely cover a long span of time for my own favorite book adventures.  I'm thinking of books that really had characters going fantastic places or doing amazing things.   These characters and stories left a deep impression on me, and made me wish I were brave and adventurous and gave me the lifelong desire to internally be the heroine or hero that I found in these books.


Peter Pan by James M. Barrie



The Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum



All of Edward Eager's Books, but particularly Knight's Castle, Seven Day Magic and Half Magic.



Black Beauty by Anna Sewell



Robert Heinlein's "juveniles" particularly Tunnel in the Sky and Citizen of the Galaxy.



A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L' Engle



A String in the Harp and Another Shore by Nancy Bond



Playing Beatie Bow by Ruth Park



Carbonel King of the Cats by Barbara Sleigh



Escape from Warsaw (The Silver sword) by Ian Serraillier



Heidi by Johann Spyri





Trixie Belden by Kathryn Kenny



Witch of Blackbird Pond by Elizabeth George Speare





The Magic Bedknob or How to become a Witch in Ten Easy Lessons by Mary Norton




The Thirteenth is Magic by Joan Howard




Pippi Longstocking by Astrid Lindgren



The Story of Doctor Dolittle: Being the History of His Peculiar Life at Home and Astonishing Adventures in Foreign Parts Never Before Printed by Hugh Lofting  (and all the series)




Mary Poppins by P. L. Travers



The Borrowers by Mary Norton




A Little Princess (Sara Crewe) by Frances Hodgson Burnett



The Princess and the Goblin by George MacDonald



At the Back of the North Wind by George MacDonald

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Once Upon a Time: The Queen is Dead

Here it is. It didn't work out as well as I hoped but had to try it once.  Too long.  Every time I look down at my notes I look 90.  Ewww.  I'll keep the videos for shorter topics.  This may not work at all.  The upload took forever and the video box doesn't have my dreaded snoot on it. It worked but tsk got a bad review from my favorite reader.  Never fear I can bury this puppy in a flurry of new posts.





DOA on Video Take 2

Freshly showered and slathered with makeup, I try another clip.  Except for slips of the lip at the beginning, I think I got this.  Love how the freeze framing selects the ugliest bit from the clip, yo.