Wascally Wabbits: Pat The Bunny

 Somehow just not as sweet a book as it's supposed to be.  Ugh, daddy's beard looks like he needs to scrub up a bit.

Wascally Wabbits: Little Bunny Foo Foo

 Little Bunny Foo Foo, is notorious for bopping field mice on the head.  No idea why he did it. One of my sisters used to sing the song.  Consider that she nominated him.

Little Bunny Foo Foo Lyrics

Little Bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest,
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head.
And down, down, down came the Good Fairy, and said:
“Little Bunny Foo Foo
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head.
I’m going to give you three chances,
And if you don’t behave,
And then, I’m going to turn you into a…GOOOOOON!”
Little Bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest,
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head.
And down, down, down came the Good Fairy, and said:
“Little Bunny Foo Foo
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head.
I’m going to give you two more chances,
And if you don’t behave,
And then, I am going to turn you into a…GOOOOOON!”
Little Bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest,
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head.
And down, down, down came the Good Fairy, and said:
“Little Bunny Foo Foo
I don’t like your attitude
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head.
I’m going to give you one more chance,
And if you don’t behave,
And then, I am definitely going to turn you into a…GOOOOOON!
And it won’t be pretty!”
Little Bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest,
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head.
“That’s it.”
Then the Good Fairy came down,
And then she turned Little Bunny Foo Foo into a…GOOOOOON!
And the moral of the story is:
“HARE TODAY, GOON TOMORROW”.

Wascally Wabbits: Peter Rabbit

 Peter personifies the garden devouring rabbit gardeners all know. Soooo cute, so destructive!

 

Wascally Wabbits: Wanted Bugs Bunny

 What rabbit comes to mind first when you hear the phrase Wascally Wabbit? Yes!

Wascally Wabbits: The Easter Bunny

 You know those aren't his eggs, right?  Where does he get them?  Then he repaints them to cover up their origins.  Yup.