Sockpuppets!

There is this bizarre scandal sweeping the reviews scene wherein authors (and one guy in particular) have been found to be writing their own reviews and kudos on Amazon (and elsewhere) and giving BAD STARS to their competition.   These people are being referred to as Sockpuppets which sounds so darn cute!    

I want to make my own lil DOA sockpuppet and put a picture of it with the book in hand for anything I get around to writing a review of here.  Need a glue gun for attaching the googly eyes....